Smart answers:
1-Principal: Are u chewing gum?
Student: No i m human being...
2-Wife: we are having mother for
dinner tonight?
...Husband: Make sure she is well
cooked
=P
Roleta je špeciálny inkognito mód, ktorým skryješ obsah obrazovky pred samým sebou, alebo inou osobou v tvojej izbe (napr. mama). Roletu odroluješ tak, že na ňu klikneš.
always
get such low marks?
Son: No, only when i give exams
=D
4-Girl: I have changed my mind.
Boy: Thank God! Does the new
one
work?