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"If I lived, till I was 102, I just don't think I'll ever get over you"

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There is just not enough hours in a day!

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A Milka bude teta fotografka:D:D:D!!!

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Everyone's entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the privilege

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What's so tragic about 4 emo kids dying in a car crash?
- the car seated 5!

what do you call 1000 emo kids at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.

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I'm not smiling at you, I'm trying not to laugh!

If you need space, join NASA!

If man could create the perfect woman, he'd probably cheat on her.

Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law

I´ve been reading sooo much about the negative consequences of smoking, drinking and having sex.... so I decided to give up the reading!

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~Love is like a Rubix Cube, there are countless numbers of wrong twists and turns, but when you get it right, it looks perfect no matter what way you look at it.~

~Who do you turn to when the only person in the world that can stop you from crying,is exactly the one making you cry?~

~Who do you wanna be? The guy I tell my secrets to, or the guy my secrets are about?~

~Love is when she sees him sitting on the toilet, and she still doesn't think its gross.~